Dogs vs. Cats

I Wish You were Born A Dog, You SLUT!

You know, i’ve always wondered why the majority of people love dogs, over cats. I mean, clearly, there are the obvious reasons.

Dogs are: More jovial. Loyal, Better patrolmen for when you’re drunk and passed out. Much cuter as babies.

But lets not be hasty..

Cats are: Less noisy, cheaper, clean up after themselves, and ninjas.

What’s this? We are no better off now than when we started this debate. We may never solve this great mystery.

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