You know, i’ve always wondered why the majority of people love dogs, over cats. I mean, clearly, there are the obvious reasons.
Dogs are: More jovial. Loyal, Better patrolmen for when you’re drunk and passed out. Much cuter as babies.
But lets not be hasty..
Cats are: Less noisy, cheaper, clean up after themselves, and ninjas.
What’s this? We are no better off now than when we started this debate. We may never solve this great mystery.